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Posted: 2020-01-17 16:54:10
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NEVADA - USA - The Hegelian Dialectic could be used by globalists in the form of a supposed 'UFO attack' to bring forth a global singular government. The post Experts: Global Unity Government...
Posted: 2020-01-17 15:43:06
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BOSTON - USA - The Daily Squib has been following Boston Dynamics, the robotics company for years, and we are truly astounded at the immense leaps in technological prowess this astounding company...
Posted: 2020-01-17 15:00:22
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CALIFORNIA - USA - Augmented reality contact lenses are here, in a new innovation that is set to change your life forever. This futuristic technology is now a reality. The post Augmented Reality...
Posted: 2020-01-15 12:41:57
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How the Windsor Name Has Been Damaged Irreparably
SANDRINGHAM - England - Meghan and Harry have sullied the House of Windsor permanently with their selfish greedy behaviour, which will continuously echo through history. The post How the Windsor...
Posted: 2020-01-14 13:51:23
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Harry Told to Leave Bollocks Behind in Britain by Meghan
LONDON - England - Former prince Harry, has left his testicles in the Tower of London, before he leaves Britain with his controlling wife. The post Harry Told to Leave Bollocks Behind in Britain...
Posted: 2020-01-14 08:08:28
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Queen Was Bullied and Blackmailed Into Megxit Demands
VANCOUVER- Canada - Meghan Markle's PR teams threatened the Windsor household and Queen with a tell-all series of TV interviews claiming racism and sexism if the couple did not get favourable...
Posted: 2020-01-13 11:10:47
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Prince Harry, Leave Her in Canada!
WINDSOR - England - D-list actress, Meghan Markle, should be left in Canada where she fled, royal experts advise Prince Harry. The post Prince Harry, Leave Her in Canada! appeared first on Daily...
Posted: 2020-01-10 11:54:22
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Missile Strike on US Iraq Bases Calculated Distraction From Deliberate Attack on Ukraine Passenger Jet
TEHRAN - Iran - The US and International community are downplaying a deliberate Iranian attack on a Ukrainian passenger jet that killed 176 people. The post Missile Strike on US Iraq Bases Calculated...
Posted: 2020-01-09 13:21:48
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How Socialist Harry and Meghan Nearly Killed Off Monarchy
WINDSOR - England - Socialism and the Monarchy do not mix very well, and Meghan Markle tried very hard to bring progressive change to the royal family bringing it to its knees. The post How Socialist...
Posted: 2020-01-09 11:28:21
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Meghan Sends the Queen a Banana
WINDSOR - England - Meghan Markle has sent a banana to the Queen with a message written on it to apologise for ruining the royal family. The post Meghan Sends the Queen a Banana appeared first...

Posted: 2020-01-17 22:10:14
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This is definitely the most intense rendition of the birthday song I’ve ever heard Today is a very important day. On the seventeenth of January in 1922, the legendary Betty White was...
Posted: 2020-01-17 15:02:39
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The craziest “A Star Is Born” sequel ever conceived “Guys, guys, guys, guys. I got to stop you here. Do you realize what you’ve just described to me? You’re saying the sequel to...
Posted: 2020-01-16 23:37:49
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Complex Networks / First We Feast Holy mother of god There’s no shortage of talk shows available out there, but there’s only one that truly puts guests in the hot seat: Hot Ones. If...
Posted: 2020-01-16 05:33:12
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Do Annoying Rich Frat Guys Get Better After Leaving College?
Unfortunately, no Ex-Frat Star, Chad Whiteman III, is all grown up and asking life’s tough questions like “Bro Have You Heard “Sicko Mode”? FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF Regardless...
Posted: 2020-01-15 23:48:00
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Someone Made Scarves That Look Exactly Like CVS Receipts, Oh My God
Etsy I’ll take ten Whether you head to CVS to pick up shampoo, cold medicine, a stuffed animal because you forgot to get your niece a gift for her third birthday party which starts...
Posted: 2020-01-15 01:46:30
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Subaru Pretty Much Named Its New Car “F*CKS” By Accident
Twitter Hahahaha this rules The 2020 Singapore Motor Show took place this past week, which is an event I didn’t even know existed until now because, well, auto companies showcasing...
Posted: 2020-01-14 23:05:08
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Move Over, Goop, And Make Way For Stephen Colbert’s ‘Covetton Yurt’
“Baroque simplicity” If you’ve never heard of Goop or are unfamiliar with the concept of “lifestyle brands”, first of all, good for you. Secondly, buckle up — this is one helluva...
Posted: 2020-01-14 06:21:29
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Turns Out Crappy Golf Courses Make For Hilarious Conversation
Ok seriously though, DOES ANYONE WORK HERE Jake Adams plays a round of golf with Ahamed Weinberg at the Los Feliz Par 3 course in Los Angeles, CA. FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF When...
Posted: 2020-01-14 01:43:36
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This Diner Charges Extra For ‘Stupid Questions’, Please Clap
Servers everywhere are weeping with joy I truly believe this world would be a little bit off if everyone had to work in the service industry once in their lifetime. There are few things...
Posted: 2020-01-13 23:08:46
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This Woman Does Her Makeup On Edibles And I Am In Physical Pain
“I could be Pennywise’s twin sister, Quartersmart” Although makeup artists on YouTube and beauty vloggers make it look super simple, anyone who’s attempted to do their own costume...

Posted: 2020-01-20 17:13:01
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SpaceX and NASA exploded a Falcon 9 rocket to test a very important safety feature, Crew Dragon's in-flight escape system. It was the final milestone before SpaceX gets NASA's approval to take...
Posted: 2020-01-20 15:56:27
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It's Monday, which means it's the perfect time for you to watch David Lynch asking a suited monkey if he's ever been a card-carrying member of the communist party. It's a genuine thing that happens...
Posted: 2020-01-20 14:47:15
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TL;DR: The Samsung 55-inch 4K UHD HDR QLED TV is on sale for £899 on Currys PC World, saving you £400 on list price. The gaming market is huge, and it therefore comes as no surprise...
Posted: 2020-01-20 14:28:55
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Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai explains why AI needs to be regulated
Artificial intelligence should be regulated.  This is the stance of Alphabet (parent company of Google) CEO Sundar Pichai, expressed in the form of an op-ed article in the Financial Times...
Posted: 2020-01-20 13:16:20
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2 Redditors used bread and math to turn Earth into a giant sandwich
You may not have realised it, but for a brief time a few days ago, you were no longer inhabiting the Earth. You were actually inhabiting a giant, rapidly spinning sandwich. It all started when...
Posted: 2020-01-20 13:00:00
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The case for never cleaning out your inbox
Mashable's new series Don't @ Me takes unpopular opinions and backs them up with...reasons. We all have our ways, but we may just convince you to change yours. And if not, chill. Email is a...
Posted: 2020-01-20 12:44:59
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Save over £500 on this stunning LG TV
TL;DR: The LG 55-inch UHD 4K HDR smart LED TV is on sale for £399 on Amazon, saving you 58% on list price. We're not exactly inundated with TV deals at the moment, but that doesn't...
Posted: 2020-01-20 12:26:41
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Period products are now free in schools in England. Meet the activist behind it.
No child should miss school because of their period.  State-funded schools in England have just made a big leap forward in tackling period poverty: by making free period products available...
Posted: 2020-01-20 12:01:03
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Radiohead launches online 'public library' so you can stream their rare stuff
Radiohead has launched a "public library" online and yes, you can get a library card. The legendary English band unveiled the Radiohead Public Library on Monday, an online archive of Radiohead's...
Posted: 2020-01-20 11:58:41
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This app lets you keep tabs on loved ones from anywhere in the world
TL;DR: Know where your loved ones are at all times with a lifetime subscription to the GeoZilla phone GPS locator and tracker app for $29, a 90% savings.  Thanks to the wonderful world...