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Posted: 2019-12-04 12:35:19
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LONDON - England - It is a joy to have seen some BBC-approved left-wing echo chamber proselytizing 'comedian' being booed off a stage. The post BBC-Approved Socialist ‘Comedian’...
Posted: 2019-12-02 21:06:13
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BEIJING - China - Prince Andrew's potent sweat has been bottled and sold across the globe, a new damning report reveals. The post Prince Andrew Bottled Sweat Being Sold Auction Site appeared...
Posted: 2019-12-02 14:36:06
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LONDON - England - Comrade Corbyn of the Soviet Bolshevik Labour party has addressed the nation from his dacha in Islington on the eve of his imminent victory, coming soon. The post Comrade Corbyn...
Posted: 2019-12-02 12:15:00
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In the News: Apparently it Snows in the Winter
LONDON - England - When it gets cold in the winter, sometimes it snows, and this invariably causes complete chaos across the country every year. The post In the News: Apparently it Snows in the...
Posted: 2019-11-30 10:17:00
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Sadiq Khan Designates London Bridge Heritage Terror Stabbing Zone
LONDON - England - Mayor, Sadiq Khan has proudly designated London Bridge a national heritage stabbing zone. The post Sadiq Khan Designates London Bridge Heritage Terror Stabbing Zone appeared...
Posted: 2019-11-28 00:08:30
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Trump Will Win Election in 2020
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald J. Trump will win the next election, set for 2020. This event is guaranteed, and no one can stop it happening. The post Trump Will Win Election in 2020 appeared...
Posted: 2019-11-27 20:47:01
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IRAN Fast Tracking Nuclear Missile Program: Bomb by June
TEHRAN - Iran - With the enrichment of uranium superseding allowed levels the Iranian regime is getting very close now to building its first nuclear weapons missiles, ready for immediate launch. The...
Posted: 2019-11-27 19:45:36
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Prince Andrew Was Blasted Into Space Two Days Ago
BAIKONUR - Kazakhstan - Buckingham Palace has revealed that Prince Andrew was shot into space two days ago in a rocket, on a one way trip. The post Prince Andrew Was Blasted Into Space Two Days...
Posted: 2019-11-27 16:37:32
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This Christmas Don’t Get This For Your Kids
GLASGOW - Scotland - This Christmas don't buy this children's annual for the kids stockings, or forever be doomed to a disunited Britain. The post This Christmas Don’t Get This For Your...
Posted: 2019-11-27 09:44:51
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The Roots of Gambling – How Casinos Evolved to What They are Now?
LAS VEGAS - USA - Humans have been gambling for thousands of years, and our history is steeped in the excitement of taking bets on things. The post The Roots of Gambling – How Casinos Evolved...

Posted: 2019-12-06 22:38:33
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I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with this, I’m also not saying there’s anything right with it There are certain smells that define the holiday season... chestnuts roasting...
Posted: 2019-12-06 18:03:13
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Posted: 2019-12-06 15:12:42
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Could you find the fatal flaw in this ice cream? Many people can’t get past mistakes. And some of those people turn that into a career to benefit society and make the world a better place....
Posted: 2019-12-05 23:56:48
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John Mulaney’s Harsh Holiday Opinions Had Me In Tears
He does make a lot of good points though Ah, the holidays. Chilly weather and magical snowfalls, cozy nights next to a fire, gift giving and time with loved ones, it’s a wonderful time...
Posted: 2019-12-05 21:01:25
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This Russian expression has two very different meanings
This vintage language series teaches us that the Russian expression ‘Delayt Noge’ means different things to different people. Join Superholly for a life-changing...
Posted: 2019-12-05 18:41:54
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Funny Or Die’s Best Holiday Sketches - Part 2
This magical time of year is about putting everyday life on hold and remembering the things that truly matter, like laughter and joy, and spending time with people you care about, and being...
Posted: 2019-12-05 00:05:31
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Mike Pence Is Gearing Up For The Presidency With This LEAKED Website
These exclusive details were revealed to us from someone within the White House The impeachment hearings are well underway and I’ll admit I’m no expert, but things aren’t looking so...
Posted: 2019-12-04 22:30:21
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A Woman Made Her Dog His Own Holiday Bedroom, It’s So Cute I’m Going To Die
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS RIGHT NOW The holiday season is about selflessness and showing loved ones that you care — it’s also about pretty decorations and cute things...
Posted: 2019-12-04 15:02:53
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How Not To Save Your Friend From A Heart Attack
In Take It Outside, four friends get back to nature and try to thrive in the great outdoors — without killing each other. Ye Olde Woodsmen have lost one of their brethren...
Posted: 2019-12-03 22:46:20
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Someone Made A Gingerbread Xenomorph, And Also Won Christmas
There are many things to love about the holiday season, and usually the first items on that list that come to mind are fun decorations and delicious food that is terrible for you. My personal...

Posted: 2019-12-07 00:44:49
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Elon Musk, "pedo guy." While the CEO of Tesla, SpaceX, and the Boring Company has decidedly not been accused of anything that would merit the rather distasteful moniker, Musk did just win a defamation...
Posted: 2019-12-06 23:29:16
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The president made a bizarre claim that people flush their toilets "10 times, 15 times" per visit, and now the internet is concerned about his digestive system.  During an event with small...
Posted: 2019-12-06 22:54:37
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I knew my mission was dangerous, but I didn’t think it would go sideways so quickly.  The plan, outlined by a hologram of the Resistance’s resident Force-wielder Rey, was to...
Posted: 2019-12-06 22:40:08
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Elon Musk wins in 'pedo guy' trial
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Posted: 2019-12-06 22:19:09
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Microsoft found 44 million accounts using breached passwords
Microsoft has discovered 44 million user accounts are using usernames and passwords that have been leaked through security breaches. As ZDNet reports, the vulnerable account logins were discovered...
Posted: 2019-12-06 22:00:28
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'Life is Strange 2' tears down the wall of whose stories get told in games
On the whole, games almost always tell stories of people with power. That doesn't mean that protagonists don't start off weak (like Link in Legend of Zelda or really any RPG), or aren't presented...
Posted: 2019-12-06 21:49:02
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Report: Magic Leap wanted to sell 100,000 headsets. It sold 6,000.
It looks like Magic Leap's sales numbers are just as disappointing as their early demos.  The much-hyped augmented reality startup, which has raised billions of dollars in funding, has only...
Posted: 2019-12-06 21:43:59
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61 polar bears amass outside Arctic village because sea ice is pitifully low
Back in the 1980s, the Arctic's Chukchi Sea would have been largely frozen over by early December. But times, and climes, have changed. Local authorities in the Russian village of Ryrkaypiy,...
Posted: 2019-12-06 21:20:46
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Facebook thinks hiding Instagram likes will make your fragile ass post more
Well, color us shocked.  A new Instagram feature, billed as a boon to users' well-being, might in fact — purely coincidentally, we're sure — increase the amount users post. Who...
Posted: 2019-12-06 20:25:58
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Bernie Sanders unveils his plan to bring everyone high-speed internet
With the 2020 Democratic primaries right around the corner, Bernie Sanders released his plan to bring high-speed internet to all corners of the United States.  Dubbed "High-Speed Internet...