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Posted: 2019-07-15 07:58:58
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LONDON - England - The Kiwi Trade Minister, who attended the cricket world cup final between England and New Zealand on Sunday is outraged at the result and is vowing a blockade on lamb chops. The...
Posted: 2019-07-14 09:16:19
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LONDON - England - Another paragon of human society, YouTube Instagram 'star', has bought the farm, amongst all the other victims of their own narcissism in the overflowing cemetery of social...
Posted: 2019-07-14 05:42:23
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CAMBRIDGE - England - Vladimir Bukovsky's book "Judgment in Moscow" is a vast treasury of material revealing the insider goings-on of a Soviet regime of totalitarian madness and brutality. The...
Posted: 2019-07-10 10:06:08
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West Asleep: Iran Continues Uranium Enrichment Program For Bomb
TEL AVIV - Israel - Every day is a day lost of inaction as the Iranian regime increases their uranium refining production to 90% weapons grade. Who will make the first move? The post West Asleep:...
Posted: 2019-07-09 21:01:08
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Disenchanted American Socialist Millennials Protest Capitalism By Tampering With Supermarket Food
CALIFORNIA - USA - Disenchanted socialist American youths are showing their displeasure with capitalism by fouling supermarket food, then sticking it back on the shelf. The post Disenchanted...
Posted: 2019-07-09 20:17:55
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British Ambassador to America Writing Book On Diplomacy
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The British ambassador to America is currently penning a guide book on how to conduct diplomacy on the international stage. The post British Ambassador to America Writing...
Posted: 2019-07-08 22:47:46
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Britain Needs Boris Johnson Now
LONDON - England - As Neville Chamberlain appeased Hitler in 1940, so too did Theresa May in 2019 appease the EU. From the ashes of treachery, Boris Johnson then took over the country's fate. The...
Posted: 2019-07-07 14:50:22
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How PC Culture Destroyed Once Edgy Mad Magazine
LONDON - England - The Editor of the Daily Squib laments the death of Mad magazine, which is a great loss to satire and parody. The post How PC Culture Destroyed Once Edgy Mad Magazine appeared...
Posted: 2019-07-06 19:28:15
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Man City for the Hat Trick? 
MANCHESTER - England - Man City are tipped to win the premiership for a third time running, a feat that would match their rival, Man United's record. The post Man City for the Hat Trick?  appeared...
Posted: 2019-07-05 05:27:45
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Verhofstadt Cowers Under Table After Auntie Widdecombe Bollocking
BRUSSELS - Belgium - Auntie Ann Widdecombe, one of the MEPs for the Brexit Party debuted a thunderous speech at the EU parliament. The post Verhofstadt Cowers Under Table After Auntie Widdecombe...

Posted: 2019-07-15 16:39:49
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As demonstrated by Under A Rock with Tig Notaro, an Amazon Echo is like pretty useful and you can save a lot if you get one now (plus a lot of other stuff) Amazon Prime Day is upon us, which...
Posted: 2019-07-15 16:00:00
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The Black Keys are here to teach you how to do music like a pro Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney, members of the iconic band The Black Keys, looked at each other one sunny afternoon, and...
Posted: 2019-07-13 18:11:38
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Check out what the stars have in store Providing accurate horoscopes can be tricky, that’s why we here at Funny Or Die made a special pact with the moon to get the inside scoop on what’s...
Posted: 2019-07-13 00:28:25
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Bad Dates Totally Suck, But At Least We Have These Songs
Let the sweet acoustic strums and twinkling piano music ease your pain. From Jon’s “About the Album” section of his site JonSavittSings: Relationships can be hard to navigate. One...
Posted: 2019-07-12 17:13:11
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Over-The-Top Nic Cage Gifs For All Your Over-The-Top Needs
A gif says a thousand words, and if it’s a Nicolas Cage gif most of those words are probably rage screams Nicolas Cage is one of the biggest actors in Hollywood and whether you love him...
Posted: 2019-07-12 14:00:00
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The ‘Full House’ When Urkel Taught Steph Glasses Positivity
A Very Special Episode: Season 4 Episode 3 Stephanie has a note from school. It says she can’t see for shit and needs glasses yesterday. She denies these baseless allegations by jamming...
Posted: 2019-07-12 10:00:00
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Today’s Extremely Accurate Pisces And Aries Horoscopes
Check out what the stars have in store Providing accurate horoscopes can be tricky, that’s why we here at Funny Or Die made a special pact with the moon to get the inside scoop on what’s...
Posted: 2019-07-11 18:11:10
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Today’s Extremely Accurate Capricorn And Aquarius Horoscopes
Check out what the stars have in store Providing accurate horoscopes can be tricky, that’s why we here at Funny Or Die made a special pact with the moon to get the inside scoop on what’s...
Posted: 2019-07-11 14:00:00
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Dumbest Music Videos: ‘November Rain’ by Guns N’ Roses
This Guns N’ Roses video Is Insane Axl Rose had thrown the perfect wedding, until it started raining and a guy jumped through a cake for no reason. It’s time to revisit Guns n Roses’...
Posted: 2019-07-10 22:01:13
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People Tried To Draw Bikes From Memory And They’re All So Good (Bad)
“Hashtag where does the seat go” The more time you spend around specific people or animals or objects, the more familiar they become, and the more easily you’re able to recognize...

Posted: 2019-07-15 21:00:11
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TL;DR: Prime Day 2019 has a monstrous collection of 4K smart TVs on sale, saving you up to $1,000 on TVs from Samsung, Sony, LG, Vizio, and more. Amazon did not come to play with Prime Day TV...
Posted: 2019-07-15 20:51:24
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A meme making the rounds on social media has turned out to be a vital piece of information for those vulnerable to being arrested under the Trump administration's immigration crackdown.  SEE...
Posted: 2019-07-15 20:28:34
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The longest Prime Day in history is just about at the half-time mark. Are you staying hydrated? Do you need a minute away from your screen? Have you seen sunshine today? If you're looking for...
Posted: 2019-07-15 20:23:16
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Dyson vacuums and fans are up to $250 off for Prime Day
TL;DR: Select Dyson fans and vacuums are on sale for Prime Day, up to $250 off. Prime Day is basically Black Friday in July, and instead of stocking up on winter gear, we're in total summer...
Posted: 2019-07-15 20:11:33
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Furbo dog camera is $64 off for Prime Day
TL;DR: The treat-tossing Furbo pet camera will be your dog's new best friend (after you, of course) — get one for just $134.99, saving you $64. If you’re a dog owner, you know what...
Posted: 2019-07-15 20:05:31
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Prime Day 2019: Save up to 42% on SodaStream products
TL;DR: The bubble-producing SodaStream should be the newest addition to your lineup of kitchen appliances — a bunch of their devices are on sale for Prime Day, with up to 42% savings on...
Posted: 2019-07-15 20:04:56
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Prime Day steal: Get $120 off this Calphalon nonstick 13-piece set
TL;DR: This 13-piece Calphalon cookware set will come in handy daily and it's on Prime sale for $479.99 — a savings of $120. Prime Day is all about those high-tech appliance deals,...
Posted: 2019-07-15 19:52:59
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The Hurom Elite slow juicer is on sale for $80 off for Prime Day
TL;DR: Get the Hurom Elite slow juicer for just $319 on Amazon with an instant coupon, saving $80. Drinking all natural juices are a great way to easily sneak vegetables and fruits into your...
Posted: 2019-07-15 19:48:40
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This refurbished Dyson Ball Animal vacuum is $169 off for Prime Day
TL;DR: This renewed Dyson upright vacuum cleaner is valued at $449, but you can snag one from Amazon this Prime Day for only $279.99 — a savings of $169 This Prime Day deal sucks, but...
Posted: 2019-07-15 19:45:20
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KitchenAid Artisan stand mixer is $220 off for Prime Day
TL;DR: You can get the versatile KitchenAid Artisan Series stand mixer for just $239.99 during Amazon Prime Day, saving you $220.  One of the first lessons of Adulting 101 is that owning...