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Posted: 2019-02-18 08:00:02
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My boss told me that as a security guard, it's my job to watch the office. I'm on season 6 now but I'm not really sure what it's got to do with security. The post Office Security Guard appeared...
Posted: 2019-02-17 08:00:29
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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket. The post Baby Astronaut appeared first on LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter.
Posted: 2019-02-16 08:00:24
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What's Russia's favourite streaming platform? Nyetflix. The post Russian Streaming Service appeared first on LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter.
Posted: 2019-02-15 08:00:32
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About The Menu…
I said to the waitress, "Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?" She said, "The men I please are none of your business!" The post About The Menu… appeared first on LaffGaff,...
Posted: 2019-02-15 08:00:32
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About The Menu…
I said to the waitress, "Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?" She said, "The men I please are none of your business!" The post About The Menu… appeared first on LaffGaff,...
Posted: 2019-02-14 08:00:12
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Valentine’s Day Flowers
My wife just called me and said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine's Day. They are absolutely gorgeous!" I replied, "That's probably why they've...

Posted: 2019-02-17 12:00:00
www.jokesoftheday.net
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was...
Posted: 2019-02-14 11:58:20
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Not expecting to do well on the economics exam, Bill was heartened by the first question: In any given year, and to the nearest ton, how much wheat did the United States export?Smiling confidently,...
Posted: 2019-02-14 11:56:40
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A little boy opened the big, old family Bible with fascination. He looked at the old pages as he turned them. The Bible had belonged to his grandmother. Then something fell out of the Bible....

Posted: 2019-02-20 15:00:00
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“Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?” Quentin Tarantino (Reservoir Dogs) and Wes Anderson (Isle of Dogs) link up for the kind of heist movie that we really...
Posted: 2019-02-20 15:00:00
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“Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?” Quentin Tarantino (Reservoir Dogs) and Wes Anderson (Isle of Dogs) link up for the kind of heist movie that we really...
Posted: 2019-02-19 23:07:55
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It’s a national debt sale - everything must go! As of last week, America’s national debt is up to $22 trillion - juuuust a little bit more than pocket change. Anyone who’s been in...
Posted: 2019-02-19 23:07:55
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A Petition to Sell Montana to Canada is Gaining Traction
It’s a national debt sale - everything must go! As of last week, America’s national debt is up to $22 trillion - juuuust a little bit more than pocket change. Anyone who’s been in...
Posted: 2019-02-19 18:36:20
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This Series Reveals The Weird World Of People Paid To Be Sick And We Can’t Look Away
Apparently there’s some dress-up and pretend time in medical school so that tomorrow’s doctors get a few dry runs at patient face time. Sickos is a show about characters stuck in a...
Posted: 2019-02-18 15:00:00
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Ron Burgundy And Deepak Chopra Discuss Nicknames
Deepak Chopra is very deep...but for more reasons than you think. Listen to The Ron Burgundy Podcast every Thursday on iHeartRadio, FunnyOrDie.com and where ever podcasts are available.
Posted: 2019-02-16 15:00:00
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Ron Burgundy Gets Deep Inspiration From Deepak Chopra
Wow, this is clearly the start of a beautiful friendship for Ron Burgundy and Deepak Chopra. Listen to The Ron Burgundy Podcast every Thursday on iHeartRadio, FunnyOrDie.com and where ever...
Posted: 2019-02-16 15:00:00
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Ron Burgundy Gets Deep Inspiration From Deepak Chopra
Wow, this is clearly the start of a beautiful friendship for Ron Burgundy and Deepak Chopra. Listen to The Ron Burgundy Podcast every Thursday on iHeartRadio, FunnyOrDie.com and where ever...
Posted: 2019-02-15 15:00:00
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Cold Medicine For Your Oversharing Sick Friend
We get it. You’re sick. When you get sick, you know how to power through and beat it. But when your friend gets sick, they won’t shut up about every disgusting detail. Do you really...
Posted: 2019-02-15 00:39:55
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Terrible Valentine’s Day Stories To Make You Feel Better About Your Own
They can’t all be winners Valentine’s Day can be a bit of a slap in the face if you’re not part of a happy coupling, and looking back on it I realized I’ve had some abysmal Valentine’s...

Posted: 2019-02-20 05:00:01
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Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for February 20, 2019 is: obsequious • \ub-SEE-kwee-us\  • adjective : marked by or exhibiting a fawning attentiveness ...
Posted: 2019-02-20 05:00:01
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Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for February 20, 2019 is: obsequious • \ub-SEE-kwee-us\  • adjective : marked by or exhibiting a fawning attentiveness ...
Posted: 2019-02-19 05:00:01
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Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for February 19, 2019 is: emote • \ih-MOHT\  • verb : to give expression to emotion especially in acting ...
Posted: 2019-02-18 05:00:01
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prestigious
Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for February 18, 2019 is: prestigious • \preh-STIH-juss\  • adjective 1 archaic : of, relating to, or marked...
Posted: 2019-02-17 05:00:01
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disavow
Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for February 17, 2019 is: disavow • \dis-uh-VOW\  • verb 1 : to deny responsibility for : repudiate 2 : to...
Posted: 2019-02-16 05:00:01
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gibbous
Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for February 16, 2019 is: gibbous • \JIB-us\  • adjective 1 a : marked by convexity or swelling b of the moon...
Posted: 2019-02-15 05:00:01
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apotheosis
Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for February 15, 2019 is: apotheosis • \uh-pah-thee-OH-sis\  • noun 1 a : the perfect form or example of something...
Posted: 2019-02-14 05:00:01
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heartstring
Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for February 14, 2019 is: heartstring • \HAHRT-string\  • noun : the deepest emotions or affections — usually...