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Posted: 2019-05-23 08:32:38
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LONDON - England - Number 10 Downing street has been taken over by a wailing squatter, Westminster Council have reported. The post Squatter Refuses to Leave Number 10 appeared first on Daily...
Posted: 2019-05-22 14:32:57
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BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU empire has to constantly expand its territory through economic and military conquest or much like any empire throughout history, wither and die. The post EU Experts:...
Posted: 2019-05-21 20:01:57
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LONDON - England - According to the latest polls the Conservative party will get thousands of votes at the European elections. The post Conservative Party to Get Loads of Votes in European Elections...
Posted: 2019-05-21 19:36:47
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Jamie Oliver to Open New Chain of Restaurants
LONDON - England - TV chef Jamie Oliver is to open a new chain of restaurants in the West End and Shoreditch. The post Jamie Oliver to Open New Chain of Restaurants appeared first on Daily Squib.
Posted: 2019-05-21 19:08:04
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BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Thwarts Dangerous Toxic Leak in Beverly Hills
LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrity, Kim Kardashian, was today involved in a terrible incident in which she saved hundreds of people. The post BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Thwarts Dangerous Toxic Leak...
Posted: 2019-05-20 07:43:36
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Dead Horse Unable to Flog Dead Horse
LONDON - England - Theresa May is a dead horse trying to flog a dead horse of a rehashed deal that no one wants. She will try to push it through parliament for the fourth time in June. The post...
Posted: 2019-05-17 15:47:08
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Daily Squib Accurately Predicted Theresa May Would Cry in 1922 Committee Showdown
LONDON - England - Toxic Theresa May, a pitiful wretch devoid of dignity, has survived another 1922 Committee meeting by crying and pleading with the men in grey suits. The post Daily Squib Accurately...

Posted: 2019-05-23 14:00:00
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Telenovelas are known for being way too over-the-top and Pasión de Gavilanes is no exception Are you ready to watch people suffer? Well I bring you Pasión De Gavilanes, A Colombian...
Posted: 2019-05-22 23:13:23
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My inner child is screaming Growing up can mean saying goodbye to a lot of the things you used to love, whether it’s because you’re just not into Pogs like you were at 10 years old...
Posted: 2019-05-22 20:37:49
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This is real life Generally when you apply for a job the first thing you have to figure out is whether or not you have the qualifications. It’s not unheard of to, ahem, tweak your résumé...
Posted: 2019-05-22 16:03:05
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The Genie And Aladdin Try To Take The Iron Throne
When the Genie and Aladdin waltz into King’s Landing they find a skeptical Arya, Jon Snow, and more. Prince Ali has the strength of 10,000 men But when he and the Genie just show up...
Posted: 2019-05-21 20:54:46
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There’s A Petition For Danny DeVito To Play Wolverine So Drop Everything And Sign It
I need this. WE need this. Gandhi never actually said “be the change you want to see in the world” but a whole crop of inspirational posters in dental offices and coffee mugs have,...
Posted: 2019-05-21 14:00:00
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Gay Of Thrones S8 E6: The Iron Throb (with Celeste Barber & The Fab Five)
Season 8 - Episode 6 Jonathan loves three things: George RR Martin, a nice fringe, and the formerly Game of Thrones. It’s the very final, last ever, episode of Game of Thrones (therefore...
Posted: 2019-05-21 13:59:00
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Billy on the Street with THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!
Watch the one and only Billy on the Street (Billy Eichner) join forces with the Jonas Brothers to remind New Yorkers that the Jo Bros are back! Check out their newest album “Happiness...
Posted: 2019-05-21 01:15:34
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Everything That’s Wrong With ‘Game of Thrones’
A song about the 8 years of my life I just wasted If you felt disappointed by the way ‘Game of Thrones’ finally ended, please sing along to this updated version of the theme song. After...
Posted: 2019-05-20 23:47:30
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Quit Your Job: The Queen Is Hiring Someone To Run Her Social Media
*frantically scrambling to update my resume* Job hunting in today’s market is no easy task. Competition is fierce in any industry, and even if you’re looking for an entry level position,...
Posted: 2019-05-20 22:00:56
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Pete Davidson And Paul Rudd Rapped About How Much They Love ‘Grace And Frankie’ And Honestly? Same
I need this on spotify It’s all over now, but for eight years Game of Thrones was the drama and violence-fuelled sun around which we all orbited. The buzz of Thrones dominated social...

Posted: 2019-05-23 19:41:48
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New York City straphangers, rejoice! The city's subway and bus systems are adding new contactless payment readers to select stations, enabling passengers to pay for rides using their smartphones. Beginning...
Posted: 2019-05-23 18:20:31
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Facebook's fake account problem keeps getting bigger. The company is removing more fake accounts than ever, taking down more than 2 billion accounts so far in 2019 alone, Facebook disclosed in...
Posted: 2019-05-23 18:05:24
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Ivanka Trump is now synonymous with internet freedom — at least according to a tech industry lobbying group boasting members like Uber, Google, Amazon, and Facebook.  The advisor to...
Posted: 2019-05-23 17:34:19
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Get a Vizio LED 4K TV for $700 (and a $300 Dell gift card) for Memorial Day
There are two things you need to buy for Memorial Day weekend: mattresses and big TVs.  If you already got your sleeping situation on lock, then it's time to wade through the countless TV...
Posted: 2019-05-23 17:25:12
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The Lonely Island's surprise Netflix drop is hilarious for absolutely no reason
In case anyone was worried that any idea was too outlandish or weird for The Lonely Island to tackle in a musical/rap format, The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience is now on Netflix to disabuse...
Posted: 2019-05-23 17:00:00
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Google adds food delivery to Maps and search results
Google just added yet another reason to never have to leave its services. The company is now adding food delivery to the lineup of things you can do directly in Maps and Search without switching...
Posted: 2019-05-23 16:21:22
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KitchenAid 5-speed blender is $20 off at Bed Bath & Beyond
It's officially the season of scrolling through Instagram and being jealous of everyone at the beach. A homemade espresso and an office chair just doesn't hit the same as a drink in the hand...
Posted: 2019-05-23 16:04:14
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Get an Echo Dot for $4.99 when you sign up for Amazon Prime Student
There are some tough decisions to make if you still need to find that perfect graduation gift. You have way better options than some boring towels and a copy of Oh, The Places You'll Go! that...
Posted: 2019-05-23 16:02:01
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Amazon is reportedly making a wearable device meant to read your emotions
Amazon is at the forefront of selling speakers that listen to people's conversations. However, this rumored development reaches a whole new level of creepy. Bloomberg reported on Thursday that...
Posted: 2019-05-23 16:00:00
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'SpongeBob SquarePants' celebrates 20 years with a movie etiquette PSA
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